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bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

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bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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hi:

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MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

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misscosmickitty:

trollfacemommy:

akasuna-no-tezka:

shamboob:

dontcallmeliz:

 

What the fuck hahaha

Stealing your man since 1928

goals

I aspire to be just like her when I get older.

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imsirius:

DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

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doctorwhoweeoo:

The subtlety is strong with these two

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